thems-the-8reaks:

if pokemon were real don’t you think catching legendaries would be highly illegal

that would be like coming home with jesus in a ball

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

nyabunny:

family parties where they talk about when u get married and have kids

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scolipede:

When your opponent uses explosion and your Pokémon endure the hit

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souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

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